In other news, Luke Ma was awarded the Stupidity Award of the year for forgetting to include "Composition" as a department. No comments could be obtained from Luke Ma himself but friends interviewed reported him as just "being that way." Other responded that Luke is sometime "astonishingly imbecilic" and a few wondered how he "got into Grad school in the first place." As part of the award, Ma will be sacked, be asked to find a goodly sized shruberry, and be required to sing the animal madrigal by himself.